‘Eew, Mom. No wrinkles, no grey hair. No old men.’ I always do what my daughter asks me to do. We are very close and share everything. I mean that...in a very clean sense of the phrase. Like a normal mother and daughter share things. I’m not putting down other mothers and daughters. I’m just trying to say we get along well together. She’s a Leo and I’m a Scorpio. We like each other. As I said before, I met him on the internet. There was his picture right in front of me and I fell in love. I’ll. We met up for dinner and then went to their villa which was quite lavish and they had left their daughter at their brothers house. I was also very relaxed since we all knew what was to come. We had a few drinks and then went to have a hot discussion about the various lingerie brands and the best and sexiest of them all etc. Then he asked his wife to show the brand she was wearing and from that was the start. We 3 were almost high by that time with alcohol and also the smell of sex. It started. ”I did as he said, and he moved in and began sucking my balls. I had never even thought about someone doing that for me, and it felt so good as he took my testicles one at a time into his mouth and sucked them.He sucked me that way for a few minutes, before pulling away and saying, “Oh fuck, I’m so turned on right now, that I have to show you something else. I’m going to lay back on the bed, and I want you to straddle my face with your knees, before sitting on my face.”I did as he said, and it. “Anyway, Mom’s heading down to the Analog and is going to order coffee for everyone, so you need to be there in—let’s see—twelve minutes. ‘Bye!” With that she skipped off down the back stairs outside my door and was gone.Makeover? Oh. Yeah. Bring money. Damn.I read somewhere that on average women who have been dumped spend $800 on a makeover. When Hope left me and cleaned out my loft, I spent $12.95 on a case of beer and didn’t change clothes for two weeks. That was the last makeover I’d had..