. we just flat out tell’ em they’re gonna die... Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin...The doctor said “Well, you need three things from a do it yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint, and a shovel.”“And what do I do with these, doc?”The doctor replied “Before the wedding night, you paint one of your testicles red and the other one blue. That night if she says ‘That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw’ you hit her. Damn, sorry, i got side tracked...Anyway, at the end of the day we were sitting on the front porch and i wentto get us a couple of beers and we sat and admired what we had accomplishedin the yard. We talked about hanging out the night before with the otherguys and all the fun it had been. He thanked me again for taking care ofhim and letting him spend the night. He told me that the last thing heremembered was playing quarters and that he was the one who had to keeptaking the shots. We laughed,. More

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