This is compliments of GaryA Zen monk walks up to a hot-dog stand and says to the seller: "Make me one with everything!"The seller says nothing, but g...es about making a hot-dog with mustard, ketchup, relish, salsa, mayonnaise, onions, sauerkraut and a dill pickle.He hands it to the monk and says: "That'll be $5.97."The monk hands the seller a $10 bill. The seller takes it, puts it in his till, and then goes puttering about, cleaning this and that, re-stocking the supplies, etc., etc.Finally,. "I was just looking through this very interesting book named 'The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sexual Practices'." I'm sure SHE heard my groan when I heard the title of the book. "In here," SHE continued, "there is an article about men having their cock's pierced." I moaned even louder. "I want you to find some place that does that kind of work and see if they have anything small enough to fit on your little 'weewee'." I heard HER laughing on the other end of the phone. "And dear," SHE said before. More

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